Up Towers

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The Professor says it's a small sect in the Himalayas founded in the 1800s by 3 unknown billionaires, building the retreat for visitors and owned & operated by monks and nuns of a peculiar order. They meditate daily, for approximately 7 minutes, on the Unknowable Presence (UP), but mostly they manage their 5 star resort. By 10-day train ride, only. Very pricey. 

No monk nor nun may be under 70 years of age. The turnover is high but they have an even higher wait list and can afford the spectacular healthcare benefits. The praying they spend most of their time on is for a global desire for whirled peas. Really. They hydro farm a super nutritional pea variety, then organically flavor the whirled peas to taste like Nutella. Top viral seller. All ‘peas’ proceeds, and UP Towers income, go to feed the poor.

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The Professor says it's a small sect in the Himalayas founded in the 1800s by 3 unknown billionaires, building the retreat for visitors and owned & operated by monks and nuns of a peculiar order. They meditate daily, for approximately 7 minutes, on the Unknowable Presence (UP), but mostly they manage their 5 star resort. By 10-day train ride, only. Very pricey. 

No monk nor nun may be under 70 years of age. The turnover is high but they have an even higher wait list and can afford the spectacular healthcare benefits. The praying they spend most of their time on is for a global desire for whirled peas. Really. They hydro farm a super nutritional pea variety, then organically flavor the whirled peas to taste like Nutella. Top viral seller. All ‘peas’ proceeds, and UP Towers income, go to feed the poor.

The Professor says it's a small sect in the Himalayas founded in the 1800s by 3 unknown billionaires, building the retreat for visitors and owned & operated by monks and nuns of a peculiar order. They meditate daily, for approximately 7 minutes, on the Unknowable Presence (UP), but mostly they manage their 5 star resort. By 10-day train ride, only. Very pricey. 

No monk nor nun may be under 70 years of age. The turnover is high but they have an even higher wait list and can afford the spectacular healthcare benefits. The praying they spend most of their time on is for a global desire for whirled peas. Really. They hydro farm a super nutritional pea variety, then organically flavor the whirled peas to taste like Nutella. Top viral seller. All ‘peas’ proceeds, and UP Towers income, go to feed the poor.

Original 8.5x11”. Colored pen on paper. 2023